A real, live website
Custom domain, real pages, proper SEO, mobile-friendly under the hood. Not a screenshot — an actual site on the actual web.
★ Welcome to the World Wide Web ★
A genuine, working website — custom domain, online store, the works — in glorious 1990s style. Live on the web in minutes, no code required.
Free for 14 days · no card to start · cancel anytime
// yes, it’s a real website
Custom domain, real pages, proper SEO, mobile-friendly under the hood. Not a screenshot — an actual site on the actual web.
Pick a theme, type your words, hit publish. No HTML, no hosting headaches, no “please contact your webmaster.”
Add a store, list products, take real payments through your own Stripe account. The 90s never had it this good.
Marquees, hit counters, starfields, “under construction” signs — the works. Modern tech, vintage soul.
// pick your aesthetic










// from zero to website
Choose from 10 lovingly over-the-top themes — and we add new ones all the time.
Drop in your text, photos and products. The kitsch is dialled in for you.
Your site goes live on the web. Share the link. Sign the guestbook. Bask.
// no surprises
Every plan starts with a 14-day free trial — no card needed to begin. Poke around, build a site, see if you smile.
$5/mo
A real website, live on the web.
$10/mo
Make it yours & see who visits.
$25/mo
Sell products & take payments.
Free for 14 days. Built in minutes. Tacky forever.
Start building — free